The Fire Lord is four days away now.
We’ll hide here in this field with these sheep.
We’re tired from flying and snug in our bedrolls.
Please, go the fuck to sleep.
At the rendezvous point, we are ready,
Surrounded by these cliffs so steep.
I’ll let you keep training this late if you swear
When you’re done, you will fucking sleep.
You woke us all up with your nonsense,
And now I have to dig you out of these leaves.
Hitting trees isn’t ‘training’. That’s bullshit. Stop lying.
Just lie the fuck down, Aang, and sleep.
Toph is going to seriously kill you
If you make another god damn peep.
It’s the middle of the night and you’re still awake?
Pants and math tests, what the fuck? Go to sleep.
You pulled all of US out of dreamland
Because you think that we’re all in too deep?
Hell no, going to the bathroom won’t cost the invasion.
You know where you should go? The FUCK to SLEEP
You’re obviously stressed to your limits.
If we help you, there’s promises to keep.
I’ll help you calm down if you fucking swear
That you’ll shut the fuck up and sleep.
Wang Fire will talk out your problems —
I just hope he doesn’t dig too deep.
How is it that you can save the world at twelve
But you can’t lie the fuck down and sleep?
Toph tried massages and acupuncture,
But both of those things made you weep.
I give up, we’re done, I hope that shit helped you
Now just two words for you, Aang: FUCKING SLEEP.
Sokka and Toph are both snoring.
Appa and Momo are piled up in a heap.
You’re awake AGAIN? I’m not having this shit.
Close your eyes. Cut the crap. Sleep.
What do you mean, you’re not sleeping until the invasion?
How the hell will you make the leap?
My life is a failure, I’m a shitty-ass friend.
Stop fucking with us, please, and sleep.
You’re outright hallucinating and rambling.
I’m so frustrated with you I could weep.
Sure, fine, Appa and Momo are fighting with swords.
I don’t fucking care, you’re not going to sleep
This island has little to offer,
But we make do with earthbending and sheep.
Come on, Aang, I promise, this time it’ll work.
You’re going to nod the fuck off to sleep
In the middle of the night, I look over
And see your eyes are shut, so I keep
Quiet as I watch you and smile to myself,
Thankful that you’re finally fucking asleep.
Posted on Sunday, 28 October
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